Junior Contemplates His Navel

The idea of Dubbyuh heading an invetigation into "What went right and what went wrong..." in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina is problematic on several levels, not the least of which being that alcoholics are seldom given to introspection.

"Alcoholic...?" you say. "Didn't Dubbyuh swear off booze years ago?" you ask. Yes, DUbbyuh found Jesus and swore off demon rum. However, having done so, he never dealt with the underlying issues that lead him to drink in the first place. Nor has the issue of the permanent cognitive impairments resulting from decades of dedicated substance abuse been addressed. Dubbyuh is an untreated alcoholic...in common parlance, a dry drunk.

We can see the evidence of this in his obsessive physical exercise...his grandiose behavior...his rigid and judgemental worldview...his impatience...his childish and irresponsible behavior...his projection...his irrational rationalizations.

It is also common for alcoholics, both active and 'dry', to seek to place blame anywhere but upon themselves, and this has been a defining characteristic not only of this Bush administration, but also of George W. Bush in general. What passes as introspection and self-examination in this population is nothing more than an ongoing quest to dodge responsibility for the consequences of their actions. It can be safely assumed that any investigation by Dubbyuh and his administration into the failures following hurricane Katrina will yield a similar result. Blame will be laid everywhere but where it belongs...at the doorstep of the White House.