George W. Bush...Our Commander-in-Chief?

As a veteran, it truly burns my ass to hear Howdy talk about the sacrifices our soldiers are making in his dirty little war. It disgusts me to think of him placing a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Listening to him talk about fighting for freedom and democracy around the world makes my gorge rise.

Yes, George W. Bush, aka "shrub", aka "Howdy-Doody", scored just above not-being-able-to-walk-and-chew-gum-at-the-same-time, and leapfrogs over hundreds of other far more qualified applicants to a sinecure in the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam war. Just goes to show that money talks and shit walks. That wouldn't have been so bad, but the arrogant little peckerwood didn't even finish his term in the Guard. After being grounded for failing to take a flight physical, he goes AWOL for the last two years of his term in the ANG. The $10,000 reward for anyone who can verify that he showed up at ANY drills during that time frame still goes unclaimed.

Yes, this snivelling little craven is our Commander-in-Chief or, more appropriately, our Commander-in-Thief.

Sorry...I got a little carried away there.